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Friday, July 24, 2009

The Sprezz Handbook: Page 6

Wheeled Luggage Carriers- Pay attention because this is important and needs to be addressed. Along with carrying wheeled luggage, comes the responsibility of being extra alert!

Nobody likes the oblivious WLC that spreads terror by sweeping out the legs of unsuspecting pedestrian traffic around them. They always kinda just barge from out of nowhere in a mad rush to their destination while showing complete disregard for any victims they bulldoze over along the way!



We should take a page from the bike riders and institute a WLC hand signal system... Better yet, it wouldn't hurt to make 'em pass a drivers test. That's right, there should be a wheeled luggage carrying test. If you ask me, these assassins of the ankles should have to earn a license before they're let loose.

Watch where you're going... or else just push the bag ahead of you. That's Sprezzatura.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:18 PM

    The worst is when they stop short without notice.

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  2. I saw someone take a nasty spill in Penn Station because of one of those things. The guy that tripped him looked back and kept walking. I think you have to be a dick to own one of those.

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