Let's talk Entourage. There's no denying that Vince, Turtle, E and Drama live it up and keep us entertained each week. But come on, the truth is that Ari Gold brings the real goods.
Ari has 'the Joker effect'. What do I mean? In Dark Knight, whenever Heath entered the screen, you couldn't look away. His performance was so captivating that you almost you wanted to fast forward through the scenes until his next appearance. Watching Ledger, it was clear that you were witnessing greatness.
Well, Ari’s the Joker of Entourage. At first, it was fun watchin him tear it up and chuck out phrases like "Let's hug it out, bitch." He was a new character that kinda took us by storm. Then, with each successful season, our anticipation grew. We craved more of the witty sarcasm. What was he gonna hit us with next?
That's a ton of pressure and yet Mr. Gold has ALWAYS delivered. I can't think of one episode where Ari didn't bring his "A game". With that said, let's not take his hard work for granted.
Here are 5 quick quotes that we've enjoyed (credit should probably go to the writers but Ari's delivery was perfect):
Ari Gold: It’s like high school. You can’t fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers!
Ari Gold: Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don’t answer!
Ari Gold: Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!
Ari Gold: You fire a guy, you create a rival. You fire a woman, you create a housewife.
Ari Gold: Call me Helen Keller because I’m a fucking miracle worker!
... Stay classy Ari, and thanks for being so clutch!
Ari has 'the Joker effect'. What do I mean? In Dark Knight, whenever Heath entered the screen, you couldn't look away. His performance was so captivating that you almost you wanted to fast forward through the scenes until his next appearance. Watching Ledger, it was clear that you were witnessing greatness.
Well, Ari’s the Joker of Entourage. At first, it was fun watchin him tear it up and chuck out phrases like "Let's hug it out, bitch." He was a new character that kinda took us by storm. Then, with each successful season, our anticipation grew. We craved more of the witty sarcasm. What was he gonna hit us with next?
That's a ton of pressure and yet Mr. Gold has ALWAYS delivered. I can't think of one episode where Ari didn't bring his "A game". With that said, let's not take his hard work for granted.
Here are 5 quick quotes that we've enjoyed (credit should probably go to the writers but Ari's delivery was perfect):
Ari Gold: It’s like high school. You can’t fuck the prom queen until she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers!
Ari Gold: Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don’t answer!
Ari Gold: Tell Drama he’s on the top of my list of things to do today, along with inserting needles in my cock!
Ari Gold: You fire a guy, you create a rival. You fire a woman, you create a housewife.
Ari Gold: Call me Helen Keller because I’m a fucking miracle worker!
... Stay classy Ari, and thanks for being so clutch!
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ReplyDeleteari is my hero
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ReplyDeletethe joker metaphore is spot on. at first i was hesitant to see dark knight b/c i assumed ledger's "brilliant" performance had more to do with the fact that he died. had he been alive, it would have been no big deal. i was totally blown away by his performance and actually found myself rooting for him.
I like lloyd better.
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