The following link lists a man's observations while waiting on a never ending KFC line. Pay attention so that you handle yourself in a Sprezz-like manner should you find yourself in a similar situation.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/flipping-out-in-a-kentucky-fried-chicken/
Here are a few highlights:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/flipping-out-in-a-kentucky-fried-chicken/
Here are a few highlights:
(after suffering through a series of slow orderers, finally some relief)
OK, this guy’s cool. Two piece combo, pays cash, stands off to the side. Yes! That is how a playa orders at KFC! Do you see how simple it can be?
That’s great. This guy just saved me like a minute. I’m going to give him a little nod. Let him know I saw what he did there and appreciate it.
OK, that seemed to freak him out. I shouldn’t have done that.
(a different observation later in the article)
She’s a trainee employee. OK, I feel a little bad for this girl. That right there is a shitty, shitty way to earn $7 an hour. Some people have shitty jobs, but they work outside, or make tips or get to go home not smelling of chicken. Not her.
I’m going to tip her. I’ll do it. It will be so cool. She will be all “That’s six-thirty-five please,” and I’ll hand her a 10 and say, “make it eight.”
What am I thinking? Trying to tip the 16-year-old girl at the KFC counter, like I’m Reginald Q. Sex Offender.
OK, this guy’s cool. Two piece combo, pays cash, stands off to the side. Yes! That is how a playa orders at KFC! Do you see how simple it can be?
That’s great. This guy just saved me like a minute. I’m going to give him a little nod. Let him know I saw what he did there and appreciate it.
OK, that seemed to freak him out. I shouldn’t have done that.
(a different observation later in the article)
She’s a trainee employee. OK, I feel a little bad for this girl. That right there is a shitty, shitty way to earn $7 an hour. Some people have shitty jobs, but they work outside, or make tips or get to go home not smelling of chicken. Not her.
I’m going to tip her. I’ll do it. It will be so cool. She will be all “That’s six-thirty-five please,” and I’ll hand her a 10 and say, “make it eight.”
What am I thinking? Trying to tip the 16-year-old girl at the KFC counter, like I’m Reginald Q. Sex Offender.
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KFC is still around??
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