Sorry, But You Can't Recycle The Bomb.

I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't share the following story. I just hope it's not too late. Please, dearest readers, assure me that none of you are recycling the bomb!

Here's what I'm talking about:

As my friends know, I love watching stand up comedy. Can you think of many tasks more challenging than winning over a crowd of complete strangers?

I was watching an act on TV where one comedian (I forgot his name) was really doing his thing. His act was brilliant and relentlessly funny. You know it's solid material when you find yourself belly laughing!

At one point, he began mocking airport signs; specifically one that explicitly stated "no bombs allowed." Aside from the absurd idea that the reminder was deemed necessary, the accompanying picture was equally ridiculous. It was one of those old-school bombs that you might see back in the day (think a road runner cartoon). Ya know, with a wick protruding from a bowling bowl.

His point was that in this day and age, what kind of terrorist would actually roll up with one of these bad boys?!

The joke was delivered perfectly and really stuck with me. I even remember trying to pull it off for my dad and younger sister.

Unfortunately, my version wasn't nearly as good. In fact, they both gave me a look like I had down syndrome. Little did I know, I wouldn't be the only one attempting to replicate the bomb joke...

A few weeks later, I was watching another act. It was mediocre; certainly nothing special. Then this guy began to describe an airport sign informing the public that bombs are illegal. The funniest part, he claimed, was the picture, which... well yea, you get the point. It was the same routine!

After witnessing such blatant plagiarism*, I was instantly turned off and changed the channel. If you enjoy something and want to pass it on (I often do with links and shout outs) be sure to credit the rightful owner.

Stealing someone else's swagger? That's definitely not Sprezzatura.

Recycling the bomb will only blow up in your face!

* I realize I have no proof who came up with the joke first but for the sake of the post let's just assume comedian #2 is the punk. Thanks.

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