Eating Good!

These days, everyone places such a strong emphasis on good health. We’ve got all the gurus with their uninvited advice... “You should be eating THIS, not that.”

But as much as these people piss me off, I usually take the suggestions. If something's supposed make me feel better and think more clearly, then why wouldn’t I jump on the bandwagon?

Well, yesterday I realized that I've gone too far. The cashier was ringing up my coffee at the deli across the street when suddenly, she stopped DEAD in her tracks...

In all my life, I've never seen such an utterly confused look. Finally, she revealed what was on her mind. "Huh? No apple or banana today?"

Well I was really taken aback! What the hell? Is that gonna be my legacy? The man who looked forward to his fruit each day! Fuck that. I am NOT going down as “apple and banana guy”.

So I've made up my mind. This weekend, I'm ploughin through chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast, followed by two of those big ass Crumbs cupcakes for lunch (s'mores and cappuccino sound about right), all of which will be promptly washed down with an extra large Starbucks mocha chocolate frappacino or one of their crazy drinks. I'm open to suggestions.



Then, to cap it all off, dinner's gonna be nothing but 2 giant plates of sweet potato fries. Maybe even 3 or 4. I'm not sure. You can never have enough sweet potato fries.

Don’t worry, I'll go easy on dessert. Life's about balance after all. That’s Sprezzatura.