First, you gotta look sharp. This doesn't necessarily mean wearing designer clothes, but more importantly, it's how you rock what you've got- with swagger and confidence.
Then, there's the second factor. Maintaining that fresh aura. Ever been around someone that smells especially good? You're opinion of them instantly skyrockets. People wanna roll with the winners and winners take care of themselves.

My buddy JB and I always joke about the gum factor. We've all been there... You're out on a date and the night starts off well enough. There's attraction, the vibes are flowing, and you both seem to be really enjoying yourselves. Then, without paying much attention, you innocently accept their offer for some gum.
... And that's when it happens.
What you receive is no ordinary piece but in fact the stalest and sorriest excuse for gum you've ever seen... It's like biting into a mint flavored rock! You have to wonder how long it's been buried at the bottom of their bag just collecting dust.
Or worse, you might get the melted gum. Gross. Now you're stuck spending the next 15 seconds trying to scrape it off the wrapper without offending the other person.
Remember, your gum represents you... What impression does yours make?
And as JB always says, just once, it would be nice to see a woman bust out a bag of Big League Chew! That's Sprezzatura.

big league chew!
ReplyDeletethat's why I stick with mints : )
ReplyDeleteNow see here, Doc. As for your point on the selfish gum chewers... Well thats a good one. We all know who they are. They're not fooling anyone and are definitely NOT sprezz.
ReplyDeleteBut I disagree with you about considering the elements. That's bullshit. I roll with eclipse polar ice and it NEVER lets me down. Plus, like JK said, if you can't handle the heat then bring mints!
and like I said, be grateful that i offered anything. I didn't see your sorry ass offering anyone a piece of gum, yet you morons are critical of the ones who offer it. There are 2 people in this situation, one of us is preparred but unfortunatly it is not to the others liking. The eclipse polar ice can be crushed in a pocket and JK, choke on your mints! When you carry mints you sound like a walking baby rattle.
ReplyDeleteyea steve stop being so insensitive to friendly gestures
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